When I was small my mum (a nurse) casually mentioned to the sister of her ward (a crazy Swedish lady) that my sister and I had just got a pet hamster. Crazy Swedish lady insisted that we simply must bring the hamster to the hospital as soon as possible in order to cheer up the sick men in her care.
Cue me and my sister dropping little hammy into the laps of amused AIDS patients while crazy Swedish lady shrieked excitedly, over and over:
“LOOK EVERYBODY! LOOK AT THE ALSATIAN!”
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